Lazy-ass Fangirl

Oct 20

theboyfriendstagram:

part 22/?

directioner edition part 4

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

(via boyfriendswithchesttattoos)

Oct 20

transtamlen:

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

the apology thing is really important because the second you do that the mistake becomes about you and your feelings and it becomes my job to console you after having my own feelings hurt.

(via uniquedarkness)

Oct 19

spookilynico:

 

(Source: incomparablyme)

nopantsrevolution:

danglingthpider:

phlynn:

please dont make disney characters have tattoos and piercings and blackhair and stretchers

please

stop

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(via falling-asleep-in-your-arms)

Oct 19

"push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it. 4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything. 6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice. 7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small. 8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full. 9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle. 10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck. 11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog. 12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through. 14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends. 16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you."

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Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness  (via esolswooonn)

Fucking love this

(via bated-breath)

(Source: emma-elsworthy, via falling-asleep-in-your-arms)

Oct 19
Oct 19

yourwholelifeisa1dblog:

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(Source: niallar, via fuckinharryy)

fknirwin:

Luke’s dad is gr8
Oct 19

fknirwin:

Luke’s dad is gr8

(via harlocks)

leovaldezier:

what girls like:

  • black hair
  • dark eyes
  • a child of bellona 
  • praetor of the legion
  • two gold and silver greyhounds
  • reyna avila ramirez-arellano

(via mxddychan)

Oct 18

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

(via mxddychan)

Oct 18
Oct 18

Many women consider themselves not to be a feminist because they believe the word means that they hate men. But the word feminist does not mean “man-hater.”

A feminist is a person who believes in the social, political, and economic EQUALITY of the sexes.

(Source: spookgui, via zayn-freaking-malik)

thesassylorax:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THEY’RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER THEY ARE FIGHTING THE FUCKBOYS
PAY ATTENTION TO CURRENT SKELETON ARMY EVENTS GDI
Oct 18

thesassylorax:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

THEY’RE NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER THEY ARE FIGHTING THE FUCKBOYS

PAY ATTENTION TO CURRENT SKELETON ARMY EVENTS GDI

(via the-gangsallhere)

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

(via say-yes-to-love-say-yes-to-god)

Oct 18
Oct 18

cerseis-lannister:

the creator of this gifset must be one of the most talented person of the 6 billion that are on earth

(Source: aquamentia, via say-yes-to-love-say-yes-to-god)